Tony Glaze card

· Completely unclear terms

· Hidden charges

· Fees for every move and

every breath

TOO COOL TO CARE!

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· No bonuses

· No cashback

· No loyalty program

· Maximum fees for

minimal amounts

· Card conditions change

every hour

You really have to be blind to sign

up for this card. But that has never

stopped our clients.

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· 0% interest for the first 3 days,

then 137% APR (the best offer

on the market)


· A 15% interest hike for every

cash withdrawal


· A $10k penalty for every day

late — and just a $5k fee for

paying on time

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CAREERS

Want to be part of a bank on

the edge of bankruptcy?

Bring these to your interview:

· two black shirts

· two pair of black pants

· one pair black boots

· black socks

· one black jacket

· 300$ personal burial

money

Glazen HR manager

Glazen HR manager

Glazen HR manager

Glazen HR manager

Glazen Bank, 888 North Povetry Street,

any floor at random, San Francisco, CA 12345, USA

glazenbank@gmail.com

Glazen is a completely fictional bank that does not provide any

financial services. All mentioned products are imaginary.

This website is a satire of the banking industry, which often

promotes clearly disadvantageous products designed to mislead

customers. The site is created solely for entertainment

and parody purposes and does not intend to deceive or mislead

anyone.

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OUR PRODUCTS

LIMITED OFFER

But oh — what a beautiful card!
Better grab yours now —

· Completely unclear terms


· Hidden charges


· Fees for every move and

every breath


· Completely unclear terms


· Hidden charges


· Fees for every move and

every breath


TONY GLAZE

GET MINE

TO COOL TO

CARE!

· No cashback

· No loyalty program

· No bonuses

· Card conditions change every hour

· Maximum fees for minimal amounts

You really have to be blind to sign

up for this card. But that has never

stopped our clients.

· No cashback

· No loyalty program

· No bonuses

· Card conditions change every hour

· Maximum fees for minimal amounts

You really have to be blind to sign

up for this card. But that has never

stopped our clients.

BLIND CARD

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Play a farewell symphony

for your finances!

· 0% interest for the first 3 days, then 137% APR

(the best offer on the market).


· A 69% interest hike for every cash withdrawal.


· A $10k penalty for every day late — and just

a $5k fee for paying on time.

CREDIT CARD

TITANIC

I want this

CARE & HONESTY

are the core values of

GLAZEN

GLAZEN

Caring for the future

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your grandchildren will

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Caring for the future

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🍒Absolutely not GLAZEN-ed reviews 🍒

“Finally a bank

that matches my

energy: reckless

and impulsive.”

Walter Glazenberg

"Paid $10,000 to

order a debit card.

Haven't received it

yet. Five stars."

Tommy Boombroke

“Money comes,

money goes.

Mostly goes.

Beautiful system.”

Bobby Spendalot

“Every transaction

is an adrenaline

rush. My therapist

hates it. I love it.”

Jack McWallet

"Applied for a

card. Accidentally

bought a yacht.

No refunds - no

regrets."

Derek Spenderson

“A bank that reads

minds. They charged

me just for thinking

about making a

purchase.”

Tyler Zerobalance

CAREERS

Glazen HR manager

Want to be part of a bank on

the edge of bankruptcy?

Bring these to your interview:

· two black shirts,

· two pair of black pants

· one pair black boots

· black socks

· one black jacket

· 300$ personal burial money

Glazen Bank, 888 North Povetry Street,

any floor at random, San Francisco, CA 12345, USA

glazenbank@gmail.com

Glazen is a completely fictional bank that does not provide any financial services. All mentioned products are imaginary. This website is a satire of the

banking industry, which often promotes clearly disadvantageous products designed to mislead customers. The site is created solely for entertainment

and parody purposes and does not intend to deceive or mislead anyone.